Sally Reynolds

louobedlam:

Sunday night Laura and I went in search of a burger.  It was time for my Burger Day review, and she had a hankering for one, as well.

Naturally, we couldn’t think of a place in Silverlake with a good burger.

So we settled for the microbrew & grill known as GOOD.

Which is wasn’t.  Not even kinda good.

Service was slow and poor.

The food was tasteless and undercooked.  The fries were undercooked.  The fries.

The burger was bland, and I made a poor choice ordering their “Exorcism Burger”, which basically just had an enormous piece of cheddar fried around the burger itself.

This serves no purpose.  It tastes like grease.  It is grease.  Yellow grease.

Laura was kind enough to pay, and I advised her to leave no tip, but she is not as cold-hearted (I call it JUSTICE!!) as I am, so she left enought to satisfy her guilt.

Fuck that place, and the waiter Laura so aptly called “a member of a christian screamo band”.

Wow, that burger is amazing! I could so go for one of those right now… It needs a mini one about an 8th of the size next to it for DD.

You Americans are too nice, us Brits only leave tips if the service is good. If its crap we will make snide comments, get drunk and laugh really loudly at the waitress so she gets paranoid and then leave no tip. If we do tip its generally 10%, which is shit!! Ah, the English way of life.